Twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for ...a wombat?? i can hear the sleigh bells comign around the bend here comes the darkest end christmas is here it's about nights extend into the overdraft to scrape out what is left at the end of the year it's christmas! turn back to the future off i've seen it before maybe every year and more it's great but not again "what's that burning! what's that burning!" my mum shreiks down while she's touching up her brow for when the family arrive and the red wine plummets down and we should all be in out beds but it's right wing versus left tli the wings fall off out heads and is this christmas? is this christmas? is this christmas, my dear? is this christmas? is this christmas? whatever happened to that festive cheer? can you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend here comes our darkest end christmas is here and the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feet though it never really snows it's more like horizontal sleet and is this christmas? is this christmas? is this christmas, my dear? is this christmas? (oh no it's christmas) is this christmas? (oh no it's christmas) whatever happened to that festive cheer? (oh no it's christmas) don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas) don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas) don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas) don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas) don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas) everybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas) everybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas) everybody loves everybody loves everyone it's christmas!