Dm Sit at the desk look at the screen G think about the girl you could have been C ponder your little big mistakes, Am and the difference they won't make Dm city lights glow for the big show G make it a bit of doe do what you know C but if you cannot see the stars then Am you don't know where you are Dm in the universe, really quite large G put some perspective in your glass C or you better prepare your frown Am for a life of sitting down Dm your parents had sex maybe you were planned G maybe you were told that you were planned C but the world can now confirm Am that you were the quickest sperm Dm you were designed , designed to move G so get a move on, sing a little song, C pull a rabbit from a hat Am cos it won't be coming back Dm Lighten up Roy feel a bit of joy, G get a bit of romance in your loins, C make love in the driving rain Am and continue the cosmic chain Dm One goes out, one goes in, G one's got great cheeky grin C one's the captain of the sea Am don't take it all so seriously. Dm G G You were the quickest little sperm.