What can a baby do? Oh, What can a baby do? You puny pip You can't do zip But lay around and...Too small to walk Can't even talk Oh, please learn something new? I'd like a pet But what I get Is not a dog, but you! You sit and drool Oh, so not cool What's all the hoop do doo? What can a baby do? Oh, What can a baby do? I can't have fun 'Cuz I'm the one Who's stuck all day with you.