Intro 2x: Em G D C 

Verso:

Em                             G
Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
D                              A
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
   Em                               D
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
    C                                 A
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunk


Pré-Refrão:

       Em               G
His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
    D              A
His barbie tried a female Ken
             C                  G
But when the white ball hits the red cup
         D                     A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club


Refrão:

                            Em G
Then he does the pong dance 
                D          C
The the the the pong dance  
            Em         G
He does the pong dance
                D          C
The the the the pong dance


Verso:

     Em                             G
He'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
   D                                     A
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
    Em                              D
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
C                               A
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed


Pré-Refrão:

             Em             G
But when you see him at the table
         D                A
He turns out to be rather stable
             Em                  G
And when the white ball hits the red cup
         D                     A
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
N.C.
Then he does the pong dance


Instrumental 4x: ( Em G D C )

Final:
                 Em
Then he does the pong dance