I met my baby in a shoppin' mall
In a shoppin' mall
I asked my baby for her number in case I called her up
In case I called her up

I called my baby on the telephone
I said, "Uh, hello?"
On the telphone

I took my baby to the movies
Sat in the front row
Got us some popcorn, bought her some bon-bons
We sat in the front row

I took my baby out to dinner
A table just for two
A table just for two

I took my baby to Las Vegas
Chartered a private plane
We took some naps, we shot some crap
Chartered a private plane

I took her shoppin'
Next thing I know
I took my baby to Aspen

I broke my leg
She fell in love
I broke my leg

I got a letter from my ex-baby today