[Intro]

G                                      Am               C

E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|
B|-----0-----0-----|-----0-----0-----|-----0-----0-----|-----0------0-----|
G|---0---------0---|---0---------0---|---0---------0---|---0----------0---|
D|-------7---------|-------7---------|-------7---------|-------10---------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|
E|-3---------------|-3---------------|-7---------------|-0----------------|

[Primeira Parte]
           G
Well, it's 2:45pm
     B                C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B               C
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read

       G        B  C
What's popping?
       G        B  C
What's popping?

      G
She’s beauty, she's grace
          B                     C
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
Just a single message more
          B             C             A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


[Pré-Refrão]
               C
I wanna be the guy
         B               A
That you fall asleep on call with
                  C
I'll make you forget
      B                 A
Every guy that came before me
              C
'Cause I like you
    B               A
And you like my attention
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
                                   D
Let's consummate our internet connection


[Refrão]
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I’m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Segunda Parte]
G
Mom took away my PS4
     B                         C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
    G
I'm not aggressive
                              B  C
I just ooze masculine passion

G
Did you know I've also got depression?
    B                       C
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                                   B    C  A
I thought you could be the one to fix me


[Pré-Refrão]
               C
I wanna be the girl
         B                A
That you fall asleep on call with
          C
Meanwhile I'll
     B               A
Find other people to talk with
                C
'Cause you like me
    B                  A
And I think you're a maniac
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
                                D
Let's completely block all contact


[Refrão]
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Ponte]
G
Mom took away my PS4
     B                  C
I've said it so many times before
        G                             B  C
How can I live on if I keep collecting
      G
These every little slights and insurrections
B                C
Constant pain in every dimension
   G
My body weeps
                           B  C  A
Disbelief heads suspensions


[Final]
               C
I wanna be the guy
              B                A
That you find stalking your affections
                  C
Your social media scoured
         B            A
You seek police interventions
              C
Cause I base my
B            A
Ideals on obsessive media
N.c
Maybe if I act like them

You'll respond to my DMs