Blame it on my ESP or my sensitive teeth
To put my yellow Jansport and puffer on her empty seat
We were on an overnight bus to Scranton
That's when she played me Belle & Sebastian
She said: When you get back to Manhattan
Let's chill (call me)
Okay, I will

She said: I like goth girls and pulp in orange juice
That says a lotta cool things about you
A denim oversized coat and combat boots
I think I like, oh no, I think I love you

Super Cali fragile ego mild psychosis
Can I Amazon Prime you a book on Freud and hypnosis?
I got a head full of lice and some ideas
But you're a wise python beyond your years

She said: I like thick girls and pulp in orange juice
That says a lotta cool things about you
Had a Mexican Coke and a Baby Ruth
I think I like, oh no, I think I love you

It's more than the recycled air that made me feel so hyped
Yeah, she made me wanna be a girl, so I could be her type

She said: I like goth girls and pulp in orange juice
That says a lotta cool things about you
A denim oversized coat and combat boots
I think I like, oh no, I think I love you

She said: I like K-Pop and pulp in orange juice
That says a lotta cool things about you
I wanna take you to prom and relive my youth
I think I like, oh no, I think I love you

We're pulling into Lackawanna Station
We say goodnight and I'm visibly shaking