It's just a day like any other day A beautiful day for an accident, let's say Yes it's just a day, like any other day Just one step closer to the end of the buffet La la la la la la La la la la, 'cause we're waiting to die Now it's a good time for a tasty glass of wine Let's not burden our minds with carbon dioxide And everyone hurry, don't sit and abide Yes, everyone stand up, we're running out of time La la la la la la La la la la, 'cause we're waiting here to die Look what a terrible mess that we've made The sun beats us down as we search for the shade And, yes, it is true, death is everyone's fate But we've made it this far, it's time to celebrate La la la la la La la la la, 'cause we're waiting here to die La la la la la La la la la, 'cause we're waiting here to die