Em [Verse 1] Em Baby's got crabs, and C All their tiny arms are different Em Baby is a tramp so, C Maybe she's an asshole [Pre-Chorus] Em C Keep on riding, medium ride Em Tonight we'll be making enemies C Tonight we'll be making Em A little love [Chorus] Am C Keeps me comforted, comforted C/G Em Although I'm not A little love Am C Keeps me comforted, comforted C/G Em Although I'm not [Instrumental] Em Em7 [Verse 2] Em Baby's got 'tude C She doesn't know much but she knows the difference Em A finger in the asshole C Will maybe raise a smile so [Pre-Chorus] Em C Keep on riding, medium ride Em Tonight we'll be mating enemies C Tonight we'll be making Em A little love [Chorus] Am C Keeps me comforted, comforted C/G Em Although I'm not A little love Am C Keeps me comforted, comforted C/G Em Although I'm not [Outro] Em Em7 A robbery, a robbery Em Em7 I am a fucking robbery Em Em7 A robbery, a robbery Em Em7 I am a fucking robbery Em Em7 A robbery, a robbery Em Em7 I am a fucking robbery Em Em7 A robbery, a robbery Em Em7 I am a fucking robbery Em Uh-huh