Em

[Verse 1]
Em
Baby's got crabs, and
C
All their tiny arms are different
Em
Baby is a tramp so,
C
Maybe she's an asshole

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                 C
Keep on riding, medium ride
Em
Tonight we'll be making enemies
C
Tonight we'll be making
        Em
A little love

[Chorus]
            Am           C
Keeps me comforted, comforted
C/G          Em
Although I'm not
A little love
            Am          C
Keeps me comforted, comforted
C/G         Em
Although I'm not

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
Em
Baby's got 'tude
C
She doesn't know much but she knows the difference
Em
A finger in the asshole
C
Will maybe raise a smile so

[Pre-Chorus]
Em                     C
Keep on riding, medium ride
Em
Tonight we'll be mating enemies
C
Tonight we'll be making
      Em
A little love

[Chorus]
            Am           C
Keeps me comforted, comforted
C/G          Em
Although I'm not
A little love
            Am          C
Keeps me comforted, comforted
C/G         Em
Although I'm not

[Outro]

Em             Em7
A robbery, a robbery
Em             Em7
I am a fucking robbery
Em             Em7
A robbery, a robbery
Em             Em7
I am a fucking robbery
Em             Em7
A robbery, a robbery
Em             Em7
I am a fucking robbery
Em             Em7
A robbery, a robbery
Em             Em7
I am a fucking robbery
Em
Uh-huh