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[Verse 1]
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Sitting here on Christmas Eve, with a brandy in my hand
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Oh, I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
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I keep hearing noises, from my fireplace
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I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race. And I keep hearing
[Chorus]
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
[Verse 2]
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On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
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My vision's blurred with color, and all he sees is red
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There's a pair of large sized wellies, coming down my flue
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And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room. I keep hearing
[Chorus]
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
[Instrumental]
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G C F G G/B C F C/E Dm C
And we keep hearing
[Chorus]
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
[Chorus]
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Watford is the team for me
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived
[Chorus]
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F G C G C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived...
