C G/B Am G F C/E Dm G

[Verse 1]
C       G/B     Am           G        F     C/E        Dm
Sitting here on Christmas Eve, with a brandy in my hand
         G             C             F                    G7
Oh, I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
C      G/B     Am    G F       C/E      Dm
I keep hearing noises, from my fireplace
  G             C     F      G        G/B     C         F C/E  Dm C
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race. And I keep hearing

[Chorus]
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived

[Verse 2]
C     G/B          Am       G           F       C/E         Dm
On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
   G                     C          F                 G7
My vision's blurred with color, and all he sees is red
          C       G/B         Am     G F      C/E     Dm
There's a pair of large sized wellies, coming down my flue
        G                C       F     G      G/B     C     F C/E  Dm C
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room. I keep hearing

[Chorus]
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived


[Instrumental]
C G/B Am G F C/E Dm
G C F G
C G/B Am G F C/E Dm
G C F G G/B C    F  C/E  Dm C
             And we keep hearing

[Chorus]
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived

[Chorus]
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F           G              C              G        C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Watford is the team for me
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived

[Chorus]
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived
F           G                      C             G            C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near
F              G                    C                G     C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived...