My mama told me, Don't you dare drink and drive But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405 And then I floated up to Heaven's gates and I got in line Where I waited 'til the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes And he said, Hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list And I was like, Oh shit, that's so weird, I thought I'd get in Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend And then he was like, No, bitch, you belong in Hell And then I said Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine Straight to the Devil's gates where I skipped the line And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes And he said, Hey bro, it's good to see ya, your name's on the list And I was like, Oh shit, that's so sick, I knew I'd get in Then I talked to the manager, he's my new best friend And he was like, Yo, bitch, you belong in Hell And then I said Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself