My mama told me, Don't you dare drink and drive
But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405
And then I floated up to Heaven's gates and I got in line
Where I waited 'til the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes

And he said, Hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list
And I was like, Oh shit, that's so weird, I thought I'd get in
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
And then he was like, No, bitch, you belong in Hell
And then I said

Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself

Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced
Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine
Straight to the Devil's gates where I skipped the line
And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes

And he said, Hey bro, it's good to see ya, your name's on the list
And I was like, Oh shit, that's so sick, I knew I'd get in
Then I talked to the manager, he's my new best friend
And he was like, Yo, bitch, you belong in Hell
And then I said

Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself