A5 C5
Mae West was a man
A5 E5
who liked the feel of feathers
A5 C5
I am a man
A5 E5
who dreams of baby beavers
[Interlude]
A5 C5 A5 E5
[Verse 2]
A5 C5
Unicorns are cool
A5 E5
cause they're cute and beautiful
A5 C5
Little dogs are cool,
A5 E5
dressed up tough and playing poker
[Chorus]
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
a big, fat pony
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
want to feed him carrots
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
a big, fat pony
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
want to feed him baloney
[Interlude]
A5 C5 A5 E5 x2
[Verse 3]
A5 C5
John Wayne was a girl
A5 E5
who had a taste for leather
A5 C5
I am a girl
A5 E5
with shoes for any weather
[Interlude]
A5 C5 A5 E5
[Verse 4]
A5 C5
Horseshoe crabs are neat
A5 E5
when they get stuck on their backs
A5 C5
Little flies are neat
A5 E5
when they fly right in your mouth
[Chorus]
A5 F5
But I want a pony,
C5 G5
a big, fat pony
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
want to feed him carrots
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
a big, fat pony
A5 F5
I want a pony,
C5 G5
want to feed him baloney
