A5             C5
Mae West was a man
     A5                E5
who liked the feel of feathers
A5     C5
I am a man
      A5            E5
who dreams of baby beavers

[Interlude]

A5 C5 A5 E5

[Verse 2]

A5            C5
Unicorns are cool
               A5            E5
cause they're cute and beautiful
A5               C5
Little dogs are cool,
            A5                E5
dressed up tough and playing poker

[Chorus]

A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5          G5
a big, fat pony
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5                G5
want to feed him carrots
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5          G5
a big, fat pony
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5                 G5
want to feed him baloney

[Interlude]

A5 C5 A5 E5 x2

[Verse 3]

A5                C5
John Wayne was a girl
     A5              E5
who had a taste for leather
A5      C5
I am a girl
       A5           E5
with shoes for any weather

[Interlude]

A5 C5 A5 E5

[Verse 4]

A5                   C5
Horseshoe crabs are neat
           A5                 E5
when they get stuck on their backs
A5                C5
Little flies are neat
           A5                E5
when they fly right in your mouth

[Chorus]

A5            F5
But I want a pony,
C5          G5
a big, fat pony
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5                G5
want to feed him carrots
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5          G5
a big, fat pony
A5        F5
I want a pony,
C5                 G5
want to feed him baloney