Your down on your luck.
You just lost your truck.
You cant afford another beer.
Your credit cards don't work.
Whole world thinks you're a jerk.
You wondering how you wound up here.

It wouldn't been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn't been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It wouldn't been cheaper to keep her around

Now your sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Colombo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear
Just remember I told ya so

It wouldn't been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn't been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

So if you're thinking about saying adios
Well, take it from the fool who knows
She's gonna serve ya papers make ya pay through the nose and when her lawyer gets through with you you'll have to move to Mexico.

It wouldn't been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn't been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats living with an empty bank account

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around