Ayo today I woke up and looked at my calendar
To see wassup? For the month of december
Oh shit, it's the 5th, time for my favorite spot
It's time to get me a motherfuckin' flu shot
Yeah, yo I'mma get a flu shot
Hey, you coughin', but guess what? I'm not
Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot

Pulled up to the lot in my big escalade
Pulled out my coupons cuz I get shots prepaid
Sit on the line for about an hour
Then felt a little hungry and I picked up some chowder
Oh hell no!
The chowder was manhattan, not new england
So I pulled out my musket til the bullets started sprinklin'

Yeah
I'mma get a flu shot
Hey, you sneezin' but guess what? I'm not
Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot

After I start shootin', everyone ran away
So I was the only one gettin' a flu shot that day
I stepped up to the counter and I said
"Hi, how are you? I came to get shot up, you know the one for the flu?"

Yeah
Yo I'mma get a flu shot
Hey you all bloated and nasty and I'm not
Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot
That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot

She sat me down before she shot me up
I threw my hair back because I love that stuff
Said "we done now, you can put yo pants back on"
And I said "thank you miss I-"

I don't really know why I had to take my my pants off
Actually, actually looking back, I was completely naked