You got some sparkly abs
That beautiful facial hair
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there
'Cause you are way too handsome, yeah
I get intrusive thoughts of death
Wait what?

You got some sparkly abs
That beautiful facial hair
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there
'Cause you are way too handsome, yeah
I get intrusive thoughts of death
Wait what?

I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you
I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you

Why you gotta tell me
How much you really wanna kill me?
'Cause I'm built like a God so manly?
Why can't we all be a happy family?
I mean, yeah, look at my biceps
And my triceps
And my quadriceps
And my fiveceps
Aww man, I'm a handsome mamma-jamma
But you can't just give up

I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you
I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you

You got some sparkly abs
That beautiful facial hair
You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there
'Cause you are way too handsome, yeah
I get intrusive thoughts of death
Wait what?

I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you
I wanna be like you
I wanna be like you
But I'll never be like you
Be like you, be like you