Evangelist propaganda is infecting my TV
It streams down the Internet at high velocity
It says that all that I want and all that I am
Is a thorn in the side of Christ
And my natural instincts to mate and breed
Are nothing more than vice

So be it then I'm a sinner
Go to church and ring your bell
When your time on this Earth is done
I'll see you all in Hell
They have the answer to all your questions
How more simple could it be
I could make millions if I said
That God spoke to me

For your tax-free donations
Of fifty dollars or more
You can be a part of
God's holy war

Yet they say I'm amongst the wicked
For my life of sex and vice
And I shall suffer the torments
Of hellfire and ice

So be it then I'm a sinner
Go to church and ring your bell
When your time on this Earth is done
I'll see you all
In Hell
In Hell

See you all in Hell
See you all in Hell
See you all in Hell
See you all in Hell

In Hell
In Hell
In Hell
In Hell
In Hell
In Hell