I must have been high
I must have had plenty
If she had one
I don't know I might have had twenty
Flat on my back with the wind out of my sail
My friends all say I look a little skinny and pale
I caught a nasty little bug
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

My head's too hot
My nose a little runny
My family doctor
Stuck me twice and stole my money
Mirror mirror on the wall let me tell you what I see
Some kind of strung-out fool staring back at me
I need a miracle drug
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

Chorus:
Enough to make a grown man cry
Enough to make a mule comply
Enough to make a made dog tame
And give a man a good name

One thing sure there ain't no cure
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

Flat on my back with the wind out of my sail
My friends all say I look a little skinny and pale
I need a miracle drug
One thing sure there ain't no cure
When you're down with love

(chorus-twice)

One thing sure there ain't no cure
One thing sure there ain't no cure