My tights got holes
I'm feeling old
You come out to my show
Kiss my forehead
And let me go
So hot and cold

I shouldn't be
So easily persuaded
And you shouldn't be
So damn complicated

I'd rather take a shot of bleach
Than let you get the best of me
I'd rather pull out all my teeth
Than let you get me stressed
Cause you're hard to please

Bleach wash me
Bleach wash me

Can't quite figure out
Why I need you
But I'm tumblin' down
When I leave you
You're so cool
Tell everyone you're jaded
Just don't care but
I know that you're faking

I shouldn't be
So easily persuaded
And you shouldn't be
So damn complicated

I'd rather take a shot of bleach
Than let you get the best of me
I'd rather lay right here and bleed
Than let you get me stressed
Cause you're hard to please

Bleach wash me
Bleach wash me

Sweet baby
Always up to something
Can't sit still
Or follow the instructions
Clean cut
Never had a mistress
Better than us
Yeah you gotta be different

I'd rather take a shot of bleach
Than let you get the best of me
I'd rather pull out all my teeth
Than let you get me stressed
Cause you're hard to please

Bleach wash me
Bleach wash me