Debbie just hit the wall,
She never had it all.
One Prozac a day,
Husband's a CPA.

Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man.
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress,
She was gonna be a star.
She was gonna shake it fast,
On the hood of Whitesnake's car.

Her yellow SUV,
Is now the enemy.
Looks at her average life,
And nothin'-has been-alright.

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2, and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.

Her two kids, in high school,
they tell her that she's uncool.
'Cause she's still preoccupied,
With 19, 19, 1985!

She's seen all the clasics,
She knows every line.
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink,
Even St. Elmo's Fire.

She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan.
Thought she'd get a hand,
On a member of Duran Duran.

Where's the mini skirt,
Made of snake skin?
Who's the other guy thats
singing in Van Halen?

When did reality-become TV,
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms!-Game Shows!-
(all the radio)

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2, and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.

Her two kids, in highschool,
they tell her that she's uncool.
'Cause she's still preoccupied,
With 19, 19, 1985!

She hates time,
Make it stop.
"When did my Motley Crew become clasic rock? (classic rock)

"And when did Ozzy,
Become an actor?
Please make this,
STOP, STOP, STOP!"

And bring back Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2, and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.

Her two kids, in high school,
they tell her that she's uncool.
'Cause she's still preoccupied,
With 1985!

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2, and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.

Her two kids, in high school,
they tell her that she's uncool.
'Cause she's still preoccupied,
With 19, 19, 1985!