I'm going to tell you a story
About a boy and a girl
Taking shots at a party
She didn't want nothing too serious
He said: I never felt this way about anyone ever, period
So she settled down to be with him
Started blowing off her friends, living in a hotel
But then he started going cold, drinking bottom shelf
And then she caught him in the lobby kissing somebody else
What the hell?

You said you loved me
Said I'm the one you couldn't live without
It's just a weird thing to lie about
It's just a, it's just a
You said you want me (oh-oh-oh)
And now it's hard to wrap my head around (oh-oh-oh)
It's just a weird thing to lie about (oh-oh-oh)
It's just a— (it's just a—), it's just a— (it's just a—)

I settled down for ya
Quit goin' out for ya
I faked all those stupid sexy bedroom sounds for ya, ah, ah
Laughed for ya
I cut him out for ya
But I'll be callin' him tonight, boy, that's right, that's right, that's right

You said you loved me
Said I'm the one you couldn't live without
It's just a weird thing to lie about
It's just a, it's just a
You said you want me (oh-oh-oh)
And now it's hard to wrap my head around (oh-oh-oh)
It's just a weird thing to lie about (oh-oh-oh)
It's just a— (it's just a—), it's just a— (it's just a—)

Weird!
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
I thought you were cool
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Now I feel like a fool (feel like a, feel like a, feel like a fool)
Weird!
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
I thought you were cool
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Now I feel like a fool
Weird!