We're wearin' little blue coats that we ripped off from the lab (Funky, Funky, but Cheap). We keep are instruments stored in little anti-static bags (Funky, Funky, but Cheap).
We don't play music not too fancy or sweet. We just play stuff that we know how to keep the beat. Come on, boys, lets mix up with feet. Let's whip up something that is Funky but Cheap.
Funky, Funky, but Cheap! Funky, Funky, but Cheap!
Funky, Funky, but Cheap! You're Funky, but... Funky, but...!
We just got back from a big job down in Danville (Funky, Funky, but Cheap). At the airport back security had a handful (Funky, Funky, but Cheap).
We don't play places not to fancy or neat. Next time you see us we'll be playin' out on the street. These lab coats get hot when you play out in the heat. We keep cool by playin' Funky but Cheap.
Funky, Funky, but Cheap! Funky, Funky, but Cheap!
Funky, Funky, but Cheap! You're Funky, but... Funky, but...!