Kyandii hitotsu saa kuchi ni irete
Shita no sono ue de korogasu no yo
Amakute chotto suppai genki
Lalala...
Everybody get! everybody suck!

Gojuushiishii baiku de chotto sono hen made
Doyoubi no hirusagari hizashi ga urara

Ipod de myuujikku okiniiri no kaera
Iya na koto nanka zenbu wasurechaeru kara ne

Kyandii hitotsu hora hoppe no naka
Shiawase ni nareru jumon mitai
Everybody get!
Everybody suck!
Doko e yukou ka?
Onna no ko wa rakutenteki
Jinsei wa kitto nanto ka naru to
Itsumo kokoro de ame wo nameteru

Shoutengai hashitte furima wo nozoite
Shiriai ni te wo futte zasshi wo katte

Nakimushi na kodomo wo damaraseru you ni
Gohoubi ga areba motto ganbareru to omou

Kyandii hitotsu saa hourikonde
Monku to ka guchi wa iwanakunaru
Everybody get!
Everybody suck!
Nani wo shiyou ka?
Onna no ko wa kibunyasan
Ima yori mo motto tanoshii koto wo
Itsumo motomete ame wo sagashiteru

Namida ga koborete shimau toki wa
Poketto kara saa ano mahou
Fight!
Everybody!
Fight!
Everybody!
Fight!
Ha~ha~hoo~

Kyandii hitotsu hora hoppe no naka
Shiawase ni nareru jumon mitai
Everybody get!
Everybody suck!
Doko e yukou ka?
Onna no ko wa rakutenteki
Jinsei wa kitto nanto ka naru to
Itsumo kokoro de ame wo nameteru

Lalala...
Everybody get! everybody suck!

Lalala...
Everybody get! everybody suck!