Fm
I'm like, man down
                    Cm Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                      Cm Bb
She just wanna be my wife
                          Fm
Callin' up the lads like man down
                    Cm  Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
N.C.
She just wanna be my


[Verse 1]
                             Fm
It was all good on a weekend, she was servin' the pre drinks
          Cm                      Bb
She's the one with the thighs, the one with the feelin'
Fm                                    Cm Bb
 She said, "Hi" with a tongue ring, yeah
N.C.
We both wanted somethin'
Fm
 Phone calls to phone sex
Cm         Bb
 Days off in my bed
Fm
 She would only text when she horny
N.C.                           Fm
Next thing I know she callin' me like
                  Cm              Bb
"How's the mumzy? Can we fly away to Zante?
        Fm
Baby, who's that girl in your selfie?
  Cm               Bb
Why you ain't call the whole week?", yeah
Fm
 Fam, this is ain't a top down
Cm  Bb
 Fam, you've got to slow down
Fm
 Cupid got her in a drive by
Cm       Bb
 Now man's callin' up the lads like


[Chorus]
N.C.
Man down
                    Cm Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                      Cm Bb
She just wanna be my wife
                          Fm
Callin' up the lads like man down
                    Cm  Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                        Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                      Cm  Bb
She just wanna be my wife
N.C.
Callin' up the lads like


[Verse 2]
Fm
 If you want your life easy
                 Cm              Bb
Don't try and please me, you won't get nowhere
Fm
 I'm a Kilimanjaro
            Cm            Bb
If you go, aim low, I can't take you there
 Fm
Baby, you're feelin' the power
               Cm         Bb
Sweet and the sour, I am a dangerous flower
 Fm
Baby, you're gettin' a fever
N.C.
I am your diva, you are my golden retriever
 Fm                               Cm
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna feel you
 Bb
Doin' what you do
     Fm                             Cm
And wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna see you
  Bb
So Voulez-vous
              Fm
Get away from all this hype
                 Cm         Bb
Go and find the one you like
            Fm
No need remindin' to love you
            Cm               Bb
Ain't just tempted to touch you
                  Fm
And anything you want to buy
                  Cm        Bb
And anywhere you want to fly
         Fm
No side guy, he's your guy
                Cm              Bb
I don't wanna blow up the phone line
N.C.
Callin' up the lads like


[Chorus]
N.C.
Man down
                    Cm Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                      Cm Bb
She just wanna be my wife
                          Fm
Callin' up the lads like man down
                    Cm  Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                    Cm  Bb
She just wanna be my


[Verse 3]
                                  Fm
It was all good for the East End girl, West End boy
           Cm             Bb
Wanted a change from Mile End Road
         Fm
Ex man cheated, she didn't know
               Cm             Bb
Now she wanna play the field some more
      Fm                                     Cm
Like go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
                Bb
She would only text when she horny
               Fm                            Cm
Like go down, go down, go down, go down, go down
                               Fm
Next thing I know she callin' me like
                   Cm            Bb
"How's the mumzy? Can we fly away to Zante?
        Fm
Baby, who's that girl in your selfie?
  Cm                 Bb
Why you can't call the whole week?", yeah
Fm
 Fam, this ain't a top down
Cm   Bb
 Fam, you've got to slow down
Fm
 Now she swingin' like fight night
Cm          Bb
  Next thing I'm callin' up the lads like


[Chorus]
N.C.
Man down
                    Cm Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                       Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                      Cm Bb
She just wanna be my wife
                          Fm
Callin' up the lads like man down
                    Cm  Bb
Baby wanna take my life
                        Fm
She don't wanna be no side
                    Cm  Bb
She just wanna be my wife
N.C.
Callin' up the lads like


[Outro]
Fm Cm Bb
Fm Cm Bb