The Corn was funny
I hoped you enjoyed it
I like what we're doing
But it's never outspoken
So I don't know what to say
And I don't know what to do
And I'm still not sure if I should be honest with you

It was cool when all left together last night
half two in the morning I swear it was light
You run off ahead we brought up the rear
by the time arrived you had drank all our beer

The skin was peeling off of my beery face
And I used my best shampoo on my pubes just in case
And then I had a quick tug so that it would last longer
And I met you for lunch though we had something stronger
You'd dyed your hair, ???
And I passed it again 'cos I can't take the pace
The come down was gentle but then it felt nice
I'm getting a haircut and I want your advice

In a room full of people we were under the covers
Our kisses were silent and our hands were our lovers
And then we panicked when your mum arrived at the door
The tampering was fun but I think I want more

You said I'm okay but your just having fun
And we're out with the girls and getting drunk in the sun
I would have tried to talk you round but you know I'm not a believer
You noticed my eyes were red
But it was just my hay fever

Okay then I'll agree to, just see you when I see you *repeat*

Went out for the weekend it lasted forever
Got high with my friends
Its officially summer