G                          A  
It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
G                           A
But Im just jealouse of his silver cloud
G                            A
He looks real good he drinks diet coke
G                              A
He gets his enemies sent by an ......... (I cant understand this word(s))


             D
I wish I was Him
            G            A
He gets the women at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was Him
       G     A
He has no enemies
             D   G A
I wish I was Him


G                                        A
Hes got six different flannel shirts and walks wihout thorns
G                             A
He even undrestands the words "pavement songs"
G               A
Hes got his new guitar toys
G                       A
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys


             D
I wish I was Him
            G            A
He gets the girls at his feet
                  D
With all his fool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was Him
       G     A
He has no enemies
             D   G A
I wish I was Him


D G A x4


G                   A
I fell much better, now I've let it all out
G                        A
Hes got big biceps and a masculine shout
G                               A
I dont wanna sound like I'm not trying to be me
G                        A
But he plays guitar much faster then me



             D
I wish I was Him
            G            A
He gets the girls at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was Him
       G     A
He has no enemies
             D   G A
I wish I was Him


             D
I wish I was Him
            G            A
He gets the girls at his feet
             D
I wish I was Him
       G      A
He has no enemies
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
                G A
I wish I was Him
             D
I wish I was Him