D
I'm a son-of-a-gun and a dad-gum joker
G
I'm just a crazy, old laid-back loafer
D
I got a dog looks like a gopher
A
And he's been a pretty good friend

D
Play my guitar for the girls I'm meetin'
G
Writing the songs from the books I'm readin'
D
I find it odd that I'm breaking even
A
Look at the money I've spent

[Chorus:]
G
I'm going through life on a one way ticket
D
Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it
A                                     D
I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life
G
Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it
D
Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it
A                                                 D
Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride

D
Threw a dart at the map and it landed on Phoenix
G
She looked at me like I was from Venus
D                                          
I grabbed the keys and she grabbed a Kleenex
A
I headed off into the night

D
I'm nothing more than a modern day Jonah
G
In the belly of a whale they call Arizona
D
Ordering hot wings and cold Coronas
A
Taking one town at a time

[Chorus:]
G
I'm going through life on a one way ticket
D
Ain't looking back, no, I don't want to miss it
A                                      D
I'm gonna dip my toes in the river of life
G
Got a big bucket list, and before I kick it
D
Gonna buy me a Harley and Route Sixty-Six it
A                                              D
Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride

G
I'm going through life on a one way ticket
D
Wanna visit New England and sail the Pacific
A                                     D
Gamble in Reno, give Frappuccino a try
        G
Gonna call up the boss man and tell him to stick it
D
Change the to-do's, to the already did it's
A                                               D
Got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride
A                                               D
I got a one way ticket and I'm gonna enjoy the ride