G
Like many a male,
                  Em
I get angst in my pants.
       Am
And goddamn it to hell,
                   D
it don't help if I dance.
                    G
And you, you're not doing too well.
                  Em
All the blogs are about you, girl.
                       Am
They caught you in the park after dark
                 D
giving head to a statue, girl.
Oh, ooh!

(refrão)
C              G
Didn't mean to do you no harm,
       Am       C
I just underestimated my charm.
         C              G
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,
          Am
oh, baby, you're too much sugar
    C
for my sweet tooth. (Alright Ah!)

C              G
Never meant to do you no harm,
       Am       C
I just underestimated my charm.
         C              G
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,
          Am
oh, baby, you're too much sugar
    C
for my sweet tooth.

(verse 2)
               G
You're on your honeymoon
                      Em
and you're sending me notes.
            Am
You hope to see me soon.
                            D
You've got "see" wrapped in quotes.
                  G
I used to find it funny to say,
                        Em
"What's your man got to do with me?"
           Am
But then I saw him downtown, placing bets on the hounds.
          D
He was as big as a house! We can't be messin' around!

(refrão)

C              G
Didn't mean to do you no harm,
       Am       C
I just underestimated my charm.
         C              G
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,
          Am
oh, baby, you're too much sugar
    C
for my sweet tooth. (Alright Ah!)

C              G
Never meant to do you no harm,
       Am       C
I just underestimated my charm.
         C              G
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,
          Am
oh, baby, you're too much sugar
    C
for my....

(bridge) G  G  G  G

G             Em           Am                D
(ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, bee bee, bee bee, booooooooooo
G            Em           Am                D
ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, bee bee, bee bee, booooooooooo)

G
Every time we kiss
             Em
it's like an inside joke

I always miss.
    Am
Our love is like a tug-of-war.
      D
Don't touch me, girl,
I can't hug no more!

G
Every time we kiss
             Em
it's like an inside joke

I always miss.
    Am
Our love is like a tug-of-war.
      D
Don't touch me, girl,

I can't hug no more!

(outro)
G           Em
Oh, oh, oh, oh
            Am
Oh, oh, oh, oh
                D
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooh-ooooooooh!

G           Em
Oh, oh, oh, oh
            Am
Oh, oh, oh, oh
                D             G
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooh-ooooooooh!