B          799877
Em         x79987
first Gm   x 10 12 12 11 10
F#m        x  9 11 11 10  9
Bm         799777
Em         x79987
second Gm  355333

For the choruses:
F#m        244222
Bm         799777
Em         x79987
A          577655
Bm         799777
Gm         355333
F#m        244222
Bm         799777
Em         x79987
A          577655
D          x57775


[Verse 1]
N.C.        D                               B
Can... I... stop my life so I could just be with you?
      Em                      Gm
Let's hightail to Hawaii on a plane
F#m                             Bm
I'll embezzle what's left of my band fund
        Em                     Gm
To take necessary action to destroy what I have made
D                                   B
  You and I, we'll move to New York City
Em                                       Gm
I'll get a temp job, you'll start your career
F#m                            Bm
I'm not being fickle, just realistic
    Em                                 Gm
The air is moist but it never gets too cold this time of year


[Chorus 1]
F#m                 Bm
  So tell me was it worth it?
Em            A           Bm
Answer before I get in my van
Gm                     F#m     Bm
  To drive into the Pacific
           Em             A              D
Where I'll probably never see your face again


[Verse 2]
D                               B
Say the word and I'll put my guitar down
Em                                      Gm
I'll be sad but at least we'll both get laid
      F#m                              Bm
We'll start to fight when I start to resent you
          Em                                  Gm
And we'll both agree the thought was nice but I should not have stayed
D                            B
  Take the I-Whatever to desolation
    Em                              Gm
And now fast food's reminding me of you
   F#m                                     Bm
So I'll write postcards and I'll forget to send them
Em                               Gm
Thanks a lot, I lost my mind and now I'm losing you


[Chorus 2]
F#m                    Bm
  So tell me something awesome (AWESOME!)
         Em                 A               Bm
That can last my whole life sentence in the van (in the van.)
           Gm                      F#m      Bm
'Cause I'm on the S.S. Ambition to nowhere
         Em             A              D
And I'll probably never see your face again (TWO! ONE! TWO! THDE ! FOUR!)


[Brass solo]
D   B   Em  Gm
F#m Bm  Em  Gm


F#m                    Bm
  So tell me something awesome
         Em                 A               Bm
That can last my whole life sentence in the van
           Gm                          F#m      Bm
'Cause I'm on the S.S. Stupid Goals to nowhere
         Em             A              D
And I'll probably never see your face again

           Gm                           F#m      Bm
'Cause I'm on the SS Bullshit Dreams to nowhere
         Em             A              D
And I'll probably never see your face again