Running up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes
And then running into the ground until he dies
Then bringing back to life
All together now, we’re just the same as we’ve always been
And if you think you’re better you probably right

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh out others
Maybe get on up along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you by

Take a number, take a sit, we've been here quite some time
And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon
The bathroom's down the hole
Take a shot at us and see how far you get
We eat champs like you for breakfast when we get about noon

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh out others
Maybe get on up along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you by

Hey jealousy,
Is there somebody to paint the Gin Blossoms
I accidentally saw them once
Hey, I've been carrying the weight
But it’s easy to be unafraid
When you're so critically disdained
For being happy, smiling, drinking
Laughing causing an overthinking
Rocking while the ship is sinking
And we can even swim

Show up those drown lessons, Gary
That's my kid

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh out others
Maybe get on up along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar
Yeah we'll be at the bar
Yeah meet us at the bar and we'll let you by