Why, does every single guy
Pretend to be your friend
When they've all got their secret motives?
You, don't seem to have a clue
I'm betting your IQ
It's barely peaking over zero

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm going to get with you
Every day's been a groundhog day
That never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm going to do
With your so called friends that never let me through?
Every day's been a groundhog day
They know I go home Monday

When we went out last night
Just the ten of us
It got so complicated
You're surrounded
By a wall of dudes
I couldn't penetrate
I sat with your dad getting wasted

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm going to get with you
Every day's been a groundhog day
That never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm going to do
With your so called friends that never let me through?
Every day's been a groundhog day
They know I go home Monday

And I've only got til' Monday
And they know I go home Monday
I don't want to go home Monday

You don't need Sherlock Holmes
To figure out why gnome
Won't let us be alone
I know that he can't wait til' Monday, but
It isn't over yet
He's still a nervous wreck
He knows that I'll be back here one day
I'll come back here one day

I've been sleeping in the bathroom
Wondering how I'm going to get with you
Every day's been a groundhog day
That never turns out my way
Tell me what the hell I'm going to do
With your so called friends that never let me through?
Every day's been a groundhog day
They know I go home Monday

I don't want to go home Monday
I've had enough of go home Monday
Go home Monday
They know I go home Monday.