Let's go egg ben's house
Let's all go egg ben's house
Let's go egg ben's house
Let's all go egg ben's house

Cardbaord/ coming to your town/ sure to cause a frown/ i eat my cocoa crispies cause they turn my milk brown/ don't trip i think i'm gonna slip on these condescending lyrics towards my band which i am in/ cardboard coming at you zero g/ you'll see us play for free/ at your local boys a girls club/ but never on tv/ "hey i don't think we suck"/ unto this corn that we must shuck/ "them's fightin words from where i come from"/ the song about the garage is probably their best one/

Let's go egg ben's house (everybody now)
Let's all go egg ben's house (awkward silence)
Let's go egg ben's house
Let's all go egg ben's house (ok)

Let's go egg ben's house (we can do it)
Let's all go egg ben's house (i'm sure he'd appreciate it)
Let's go egg ben's house
Leeeett'''s allll gooo eeggg beeenn'''ss hoooouossseee (i'm gonna grow a mullet)