Bbm        Ab               Gb
Darwin Deez, Theodore Grams, yeah

[Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez]
Bbm            Ab               Gb
Everday oughta be a bad day for you

[Chiddy:]
That's right, uh

[Verse 1: Chiddy]
Db
We used to be so strong
Bbm
Back then we was right, now we so wrong
Ebm
She was Beyonce, I could've got my Hov on
And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on
Db
Quit that shit, I don't use force
Ab
Today is a bad day, we've been divorced
Gb
When I think about stress, I don't really need it
                                              Ab
But this is plagiarism, cause my shortie just cheated
    Db
And shortie conceited
                        Ab
(She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline)
        Gb
She had school with no aid, no hiv
                                               Ab
Hope you don't get in the club with that fake ID
Bbm
Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for?
Ab
And I hope you get evicted by your landlord
Gb
But, she be messin' with me
And I'm hoping she lose my number indefinitely
So

Chorus
Db             Ab               Gb
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Bbm            Ab               Gb
Everday oughta be a bad day for you

[Verse 2: Theodore Grams]
Db
I guess you can't remember all the times that I was there
Bbm
Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair
Eb
You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there
Xaphoon, let's cut it down to a drum snare
Db
Yeah, yeah, just like that
Ab
I hope I hope you go deaf so you can't hear shit
Gb
Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind
Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry

Bridge
                 Db                   Bbm                 Eb
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
(Maybe you should wonder that)
                    Db                      Bbm                     Eb
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny
(Ohh, I hope you get locked out)

Chorus
      Db             Ab               Gb
Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you
Bbm            Ab               Gb
Everday oughta be a bad day for you

[Verse 3: Chiddy]
Db
She's way too complex
Ab
When we argue, she takin' shit out of context
Gb
And, I know I could have did more
But I'm never home, I was always on tour
Bbm
I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish
Ab
To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss
Gb
And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist
My heart don't beat for you so let the drum hit
Db
And, you know I just got promoted
Ab
Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted
Gb
Happiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded
And shit got worse when I exploded
Bbm
Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay
Ab
And I hope you get detention on a half day
Gb
I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray
Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day

Chorus
Db             Ab               Gb
Everday oughta be a bad day for you
Bbm            Ab               Gb    x2
Everday oughta be a bad day for you