(Spoken as if through a telephone)
Walked off all dreamy eyed
Inconvenience the rest of the group when they turned up late
Or whatever when everyone was waiting to leave
And they were all looking like "Wow".
And that's what got everybody angry.

Who's the one with the millionare smoulder ?
Who's the one with the atomic gun ?
Who's the one with the vulture's shoulder ?
Now tell me who is the one ?

Who's the one with the diplomat fetish ?
Who's the one with the burnt out son/sun ?
Who's the one with the doomsday message ?
Now tell me who is the one ?

Who's the one with the multiple endings ?
Who's the one when the race has begun ?
Who's the one when the patent is pending ?
Now tell me who is the one ?

Who's the one with the modified cortex ?
Who's the one with the forbidden fun ?
Who's the one with the whispering Semtex ?
Now tell me who is the one ?