They call me the mayor,
Cause I spend all my days here,
And you would too, if you knew what I know.
(Pinacoladaberg)

Got a tropical treat,
Sucked straight from the coconut's teat.
When mixed just right it makes your short hairs grow.

Got a hole in my straw hat,
two tires on my jeep flat.
Maybe today…I'll stay out of the sun.
(Pinacoladaberg)

But the ladies are flocking.
That means it's time to start cockin',
That brain-freeze nectar…that fills my fun-gun!

Pour still another glass,
In Pinacoladaberg.
Coconut milk with a pineapple splash.
Don't forget that the Rum comes third!

Passed out flat on my ***,
In Pinacoladaberg!
Blood-shot eyes and a "sorba" stash
Mouth tastes like piñata turd.

Promised I'd take it slow,
'round In Pinacoladaberg.
Booze-soaked lava is starting to flow,
Guess I'll have to drink my word.

With bikinis to my right,
God bless Pinacoladaberg!!
This loud mouth soup makes my head feel light…
Makes me feel like a dirty bird!

Dang - these drinks are strong…
Shouldn't have smoked that bong!
Now I'm too drunk to sing this song…