E|-----|

         C      E             Am
I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
         F              G                  C  -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep
              C    E           Am
Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish
                F            F            G
The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap

         C      E             Am
I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful
         A                   A              Dm   Dm7
I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night
        F            Fm          C               E
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
           F              G            C  -> G
If you're coming, come prepared for a fight

         C      E             Am
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
         F              G                     C      -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so fucking deep
                C         E                    Am
Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much fuckin' swearing
            F                 F                          G
And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep

              C     E            Am
I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner
         A            A                 Dm   Dm7
I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care
        F            Fm          C               E
I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger
        F               G              C   -> G
With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares

              C      E             Am
Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish
         F              G                  C  -> G
With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad
         C      E              Am
I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful
        F                             G
But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad
           C     E                 Am
I try my bestest, well as far the restest
                 A                   A                       Dm  Dm7
Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood
      F             Fm         C            E
I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour
           F             G                      
A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would (horns please)

[...] damien "playing" the horns, repeat verse [...]

(end strumming)
F                      Fm              C
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh