A                 G
I'm going back to church tonight
A                   G
Just like back when I was eight
A           G
But I don't mean to pray
A                 G
I'm going to nick a collection plate


[Chorus]
0.22

A                        G
I've got nothing against church
A                 F
Or any people who go there
    G                 A
And show their plain ignorant
G
And don't understand
A                 F              G               A
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
C                  A
So many people are weak
              F              G              D
And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope
C              F
I should know, I used to go there myself
                  G              A
That's until the day I became anti-pope


[Verse 2]
0.41

A                 G
It's gonna be fun tonight
A              G
Spreading news around the town
A               G
That the vicars are transvestites
A                 G
With a fetish for robes and gowns


[Chorus]
0.49

A                        G
I've got nothing against church
A                 F
Or any people who go there
    G                 A
And show their plain ignorant
G
And don't understand
A                 F              G               A
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
C                  A
So many people are weak
              F              G              D
And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope
C              F
I should know, I used to go there myself
                  G              A
That's until the day I became anti-pope


[Instrumental]
1.08

A  G  x6

F  G  x2

[The rhythm guitar backs off here, until the 3rd verse]


[Verse 3]
2.47

A                 G
Religion doesn't mean a thing
A                        G
It's just another way of being right wing
A                     G
I think sex films are okay
A                G
I don't dig that pope, no way


[Chorus]
2.54

A                        G
I've got nothing against church
A                 F
Or any people who go there
    G                 A
And show their plain ignorant
G
And don't understand
A                 F              G               A
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
C                  A
So many people are weak
              F              G              D
And have to seek answers from pedlars of hope
C              F
I should know, I used to go there myself
                  G              A
That's until the day I became anti-pope


[Outro]
3.18

E|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------| and finish with  A  D
D|-------------|
A|-5-----------|
E|---5-4-5-6-5-|