Some day without trying you'll find something that's rare
Like an eight letter word on a triple word square
And I knew a girl who thrived on second-hand news
She wore clips in her hair and she judged boys by their shoes

Call it coincidence but whenever we're together
You're on top of the world while I'm under the weather
(The weather)

A thousand ideas I try to tell crossword girl
How do I get one across when you're always too down?
And if things get hard will you throw in the pen?
But if you are unsure you can pencil it in

Call it coincidence but whenever we're together
You're on top of the world while I'm under the weather
(The weather)

Hold your breath for up to ten seconds
Ask a friend, a good friend, to scare you when you least expect it
And if that doesn't work stand on your head and drink a glass of water

Call it coincidence but whenever we're together
You're over the moon while I'm under the weather
(The weather)