C                            G
I'm best friends with Optimus Prime
C                             G
The godfather of a cylon hybrid child
C                  F               G          Am
I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk
         D                               G
I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin'
         C          F    C
and I'm a Mormon

C                                        G
Well when Luke went down to take out the death star
C                               G
he flipped that targeting computer on
C                           F             G             Am
I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead"
          D                         G
i taught Green Day to live without warnin'
           C        F      C
and I'm a Mormon

         G                             C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
     F                        Am
but mine just put my family on TV
         F           C           F              Am
Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
          F                                  G
yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
           C       F   C
And I'm a Mormon

C                                     G
When it was lookin' like all hope was lost
C                              G
I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball
C                      F                G           Am
yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy
        D                          G
i really wish that kind of thing was normal
              C     F    C
cause I'm a Mormon

C                           G
And when aliens invaded the planet
C                             G
and we didn't know if we would survive,
C                     F           G          Am
it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity
            D                        G
yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin'
           C       F     C
and I'm a Mormon


         G                             C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
     F                        Am
but mine just put my family on TV
         F           C           F              Am
Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved
          F                                  G
yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted
           C       F   C
And I'm a Mormon


        G                             C
I'm just as middle class and happy as can be
        F                         Am
maybe you've seen my commercials on tv
         F              C            F            Am
Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone
          F                         G
that is having your own planet is important
           C    F       C
become a mormon.

          G                             C
Well, your faith has been around for centuries
         F                      Am
but mine just put my family on TV
         F              C              F                  Am
Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink
         F                      G
I wake up to a new wife every mornin'
           C       F   C F C
And I'm a Mormon