You, Lynyrd Skynyrd hat and me, little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair, and dark, dark eyes
I gawked like a twelve year old smitten

Carla the stripper, straight from L.A.
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals someday (in other words)
Put some clothes on and call me

I saw you, it was incredible
Slim, relaxed, buyin' wine at the QFC
On a snowy Saturday night

Black pearls, and I swear you were drinking beer
You were the redhead behind the counter there
I'm the one who fell out of his chair there

You had your dry cleaning and I think you're dreamy
I saw you, it was incredible
Mumbled these words at you, unintelligible

Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, hey you there, what time is it?
(I saw you, cool, it was incredible)