| D | A7 | D | A7 |

[Verse 1]
D                     A7
Girls on the beaches, commit a sin
                             D
If they don't show yards and yards of skin
                     G
Preceding message to you has been:
            D                    A7                    D          A7
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

[Verse 2]
D                     A7
Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
                D
Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
                      G
Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
            D                    A7                    D         D
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

[Bridge]
A7                                 D
Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
     A7
Will automatically land in jail (tacet)
N.C.                 A
That's a law in Fort Lauderdale 

[Verse 3]
D                     A7
Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
                         D
If their technique ain't what it should be
D7                       G
Get love instruction for free from me
            D                    A7                    D          A  D
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce