Em                              C
Everybody’s got themselves a plan.
G                                   D
And everybody thinks they’ll be the man, including the girls.
Em                                              C
The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer-songwriters,
G                                       D
The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers


Em                                      C
And tonight I'm playin' another Nambucca show.
G                                                       D
Yes I'm going through my phonebook, texting everyone I know.
Em                                                      C
And quite a few I don't (know) whose numbers found their way into my phone.
G                                       D
But they might come along anyway, you never really know.


[Verse 2]

G                   D                  Em
And none of this is going anywhere.
        C               D
And pretty soon we’ll all be old
G                   D                  Em
And no one left alive will really care
        C               
About our glory days when we sold our souls
 
                D - single strum
But if you’re all about the destination
        Em              C
Then take a fucking flight
        D                            Em                        D
We’re going nowhere slowly but we’re seeing all the sights


[Verse 3]

        C               G      D
and we’re definitely going to hell
                G               D      Em     D...
but we’ll have all the best stories to tell.
        
        C               G      D
and we’re definitely going to hell
                G               D      G
but we’ll have all the best stories to tell.