Took a trip through the night just to get here
Tried being myself recently
But I try my best to make it sound nice
and hope that the music turns you on
like it's turning on me -
should be a laugh certainly

Now through the medium of the Manor Mobile,
I would like to sing this song in the Hatfield style
Thank all the mothers who made cups of tea -
if they hadn't cared for us, we wouldn't be here
to sing our songs and entertain
Plug us in and turn on the mains!

We have to leave here tonight
I hope that it will sound all right
But we're trying hard to make it sound nice
and hope that the music turns you on
while you're drinking your tea
Do have a laugh certainly