It's my loss, you can have the last dance with her
I'll turn tail to my room, I don't mind. I was born doomed
Nintendo will save and everyone else from the bear in the china shop
Schoolyard fights spared by decency
A broken heart mended by Final Fantasy
Try out for the team?
Fuck no, I'm Wolverine

Reciting a mantra of Monty Python quotes stifles my 14 year hate
Oh, I'll smile it off when I bloody my knuckles as I punch you out
You've ruined my life, you well-dressed apes
I demand some reparations, I've got big plans for your information
I'll nail you to a cross and slit your throat in front of the whole entire junior high
Burn your grandmother's house down

Hey Tim, that's not funny, my grandmother's dead!
And I'll burn her grave down!
Aghh
Mwahahahahaha

(Cliff Burton bass solo, take one)
This will be the ultimate dork's revenge
This will be the ultimate dork's revenge
I win
Fuck you

Shit!
Now turn the record over, and we will continue on the other side