Can I tell you something about you and your band?
'Cause I'm sure you'd love to listen to my advice
You're always out of tune
And there's no place there for you

Dude
Where are you from with that accent that doesn't let you pronounce?
Are you Spanish or something, wait, can you roll your r's?
You're too pink to be admired
And too punk to be desired
Ñañañañañañañañaña

Just like kids, we are late and our home is far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the prettiest curse
To be fair I don't know you but a friend of mine does
He said you were successful cause your legs are nice

It must be so much fun
To spend your daytime in the van
Hahaha
You will never look smart if you show that big smile
Better dress all in black

Oh, darling you're too young
Dude it's been a pleasant chat
But I'm off to do my job
'Cause we have the craziest crowd
Waiting for this kittens to miau

Just like kids, we are late and our home is far away
We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
Just like kids, we are late and our home is far away

We do this, we do that
I'm tired of waiting
We are all afraid of that long road
I guess it's the sweetest
I guess it's the warmest
I guess it's the prettiest curse