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[Spoken: Verne Troyer]

And... I-I don't know if you ever get used to it, though...

Because, he's funny, eheh...

I mean, and you never know what he's gonna do.​


[Intro]

G F#m G F#m

G     F#m
Ooh!

G F#m


[Verse 1]
G                   F#m
Never seeing eye to eye
      F#m
Harmony destroyer
G                         F#m
  I believe in dreams tonight
            F#m
I - love - you -, Verne Troyer


[Chorus 1]
G               F#m
But if I don’t cry
             G
(If I don't cry)
                    F#m
I’ll be at peace tonight
                     G
(I'll be at peace to-night)


[Verse 2]
                          F#m
Time to get you nice and high
                        G
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
                          F#m
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
                      G
I want wishes too, ha


[Chorus 2]
G               F#m
And why should I
                G
(And why should I)
       F#m
Apologize?
      G
(Apologize?)


[Break]

G F#m G F#m

G
Ooh!
F#m                  G
  Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha
F#m
  Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha


[Verse 1]
G                   F#m
Never seeing eye to eye
      F#m
Harmony destroyer
G                         F#m
  I believe in dreams tonight
            F#m
I - love - you -, Verne Troyer


[Chorus 1]
G               F#m
But if I don’t cry
             G
(If I don't cry)
                    F#m
I’ll be at peace tonight
                     G
(I'll be at peace to-night)


[Verse 2]
                          F#m
Time to get you nice and high
                        G
Strap you in your Moonshoes (Woop!)
                          F#m
Wish on a genie, ha ha ha
                      G
I want wishes too, ha


[Chorus 2]
G               F#m
And why should I
                G
(And why should I)
       F#m
Apologize?
      G
(Apologize?)