F G Am
F G Am C

[Verse 1]
F                 G              Am
You always knew a way to find my good half
F                   G               Am
And I knew just the way to make you cry
    F              C              Am       G    F
But I ain't giving nothing to the girls in Hollywood
           C             G             F
I've got a picture of my princess in a red dress
                       C
Goddamn, she's looking good

[Chorus 1]
               G                                F                C
And they'll be dancing in the aisles When we're standing face to face
      G                                   F            C
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon At some mighty fancy place
          Am          Em             Dm
You'll be pretty as a princess And I made up my mind
         C            G              F
And I'll open up your car door every time
                                      C
Long as you can reach over and unlock mine, oh

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
         F                 G              Am
And I'll see you just in time to break the scene
     F                 G           Am
I'll rent a linen suit and a limousine
    F                C               Am  G    F
And babe, I beg your pardon for this ordinary place
      C             G          F
I got money for the matinee of strangers
                     C
And a million actors faces

[Chorus 2]
               G                                F                C
And they'll be dancing in the aisles When we're standing face to face
      G                                   F      C
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon At some mighty fancy place
          Am          Em                 Dm
You'll be pretty as a prom date When you take all my blues
      C                   G       F                               C
And I won't mind all that goddamn makeup If you wear your dancing shoes
  G                 F                  C       Am
I love the way your bosom makes For an envious blouse
      G               F                         C              Am      F     G        Am
Gonna tie your Sunday dresses in a rope And you crawl down the house just to meet me

[Instrumental]
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[Refrain]
F                G               Am
Pretty girls are made for pretty pictures
    F               G            Am
And witches are the women on the strip
    F              C                     Am      G     F
But baby, you were cut from Cashmere and I'll be lying here, now
 C                      G               F
'Neath these sheets and deep asleep, my baby
                             C
And my hands tangled in your hair

[Chorus 3]
G                                               F                C
But they'll be dancing in the aisles When we're standing face to face
      G                                   F            C
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon At some mighty fancy place
          Am          Em                Dm
You'll be pretty as a princess And it's easy to see
       C                   G           F                            C
If you don't steal all the damn covers You're gonna be alright with me